BULLDOG HOTEL FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What are your check in and check out times?
You can check in any time after 3pm. Check out time is by 11:00 am. If you arrive before 3pm you may wait at the hotel, in our spacious, well appointed coffeeshop, or in our lounge. You are also welcome to leave your luggage at the hotel until your room is ready. If your room is not ready at 3.30pm we will offer you a free drink immediately.

Will you really cover us in honey when we check in?
Only if it is your birthday. We would like you to provide the honey yourself. We have our own spatulas.

Can I have a ninja wake up call?
Ninja wake up calls are only available as part of the Bulldog hotel holiday romance package. Details of this service are available behind the water tank in the ladies toilet on the 2nd floor. If you are interested in this offer, please bring two passport-sized photos, details of your measurements on the back of a small envelope, and the results of a recent HIV test.

Do you have internet access?
Yes. As well as alcoholic drinks, [Hotel] wireless, tropical fishes and your favourite cookies.